Public beta — Q3 2026

Touch grass
with stats.

GainsNGame is a browser-native fitness RPG for PC gamers who don't exercise — and for anyone with downtime they don't know what to do with. Mossback is at the gate. He doesn't ask where you've been. He just asks if you want to begin.

See Founder's Edition
No signup to try No leaderboards. Ever. Web-first, Discord-aware
Mossback the Capybara, gatekeeper of The Couchlands. A watercolor capybara with moss and clover sprigs growing along his back and head.
Class
Sage · Lv 4
Streak
6 days
Quest
Tavern Stretch · 90s
Three commitments

A fitness app that respects your chair.

The product is built around three lines. If a feature can't be defended against at least one of them, it doesn't ship.

01

You don't have to leave your chair to start.

Quests come in 60-second, 90-second, and 5-minute forms. Sized for queue, Zoom waits, and the time it takes the kettle to boil. Two reps is more than zero reps.

02

Showing up is the win.

No global leaderboards. Anywhere. The product celebrates streaks, recoveries after a missed day, and personal bests. Comparison is a feature, not a default.

03

It plays with what you're already doing.

Discord-native. Twitch-overlayable. Game-aware. The product is additive to your life: a queue is a quest, a meeting buffer is a stretch, an oven preheat is a plank.

Context Profiles

The Couchlands is anywhere you've been sitting too long.

Tell GainsNGame what you're up to. We'll serve a quest sized for that exact downtime, in a theme that suits the moment. Themes and contexts are decoupled — render the Zoom-wait quest as a goblin raid if you want. The world bends.

The Gaming Glades

You play, we time it.

Pick your game. We learn its rhythm — queue, match, respawn, downtime — and surface a quest that fits the window.

  • League queue · 2–4 min
  • Valorant map vote · ~90 s
  • WoW Mythic+ pull reset · ~60 s
  • Helldivers cooldown · ~3 min
The Boardroom Bog

The meeting starts in five.

Standing stretches, posture resets, low-noise push-ups against the desk. Office-themed by default; re-skinnable to anything.

  • Pre-Zoom buffer · 2–5 min
  • Between-meetings · 10–15 min
  • Deploy is running · 6–8 min
  • Inbox triage break · 3 min
The Kitchen Glen

Wait, not waste.

Cozy quests for the moments between household timers. Quiet on the joints. Quieter on the floor.

  • Kettle boil · 3–4 min
  • Oven preheat · 8–12 min
  • Microwave · 90 s
  • Laundry cycle change · 2 min
The loop

Move. Earn. Level. Unlock. Return.

Classic RPG bones, real-life reps. The differentiation isn't the loop — it's the shell, the contexts, and the company.

01
Move

Tap a quest. Do the reps. Spacebar counts, or opt-in webcam tracks it for you. Strava-synced if you prefer wearables.

02
Earn

XP is a transparent formula: intensity × duration × novelty × consistency. No hidden curves, no rigged drops.

03
Level

Pick a class. Distribute stats. Watch your character grow on a painted-paper world. Mossback nods.

04
Unlock

Cosmetic gear, pets, new zones, new quest types, new theme packs. Nothing pay-to-win — your real reps decide your real progression.

05
Return

Daily quests, guild async raids, friends pinging the same boss. Built around a 7-day rhythm that survives a missed day.

The manifesto

We do not ship a leaderboard.

"Most fitness apps celebrate the top 1% and demoralize the other 99. We don't. The win condition is that you came back. The reward is that the world remembers."
Streaks, not standings.

The streak board is a personal monument, not a ranking. Miss a day, you don't lose the day before — you get a 'recovery' badge for coming back.

Personal bests, not comparisons.

The only number you race is the one you set last week. Friends can cheer; nobody scoreboards.

Async raids, not arenas.

Guilds fight bosses across a week, every rep counted, no toxic gatekeeping. The boss falls when the guild shows up.

Founder's Edition

Five hundred lifetime seats. One-time price.

Front-row to the build. Plus, forever. A founder banner. A boss in The Iron Forest that you get to name.

Plus forever, plus the founder's table.

For the people who want to be on the wall when this works. Lifetime Plus is the obvious part. The rest is the part nobody else gets to buy later.

  • All Plus features — forever, no renewal
  • Founder banner in-game and in Discord
  • Name one boss in The Iron Forest
  • Exclusive Founder cosmetic set
  • Monthly office hours with the founder
  • First access to every new theme pack
$79
ONE-TIME · LIFETIME
34 / 500 seats claimed
Charged at launch. Email reserves your seat now.
Or just play free

Free is generous. Paid is for the extras.

The core loop — moving, leveling, picking a class, syncing Strava, joining a guild of four — is free forever. Plus is for the content with production value.

Free

$0 · forever
  • Full progression through level 50
  • All four classes
  • Daily quest + starter campaigns
  • Strava sync
  • Guild of up to four members
  • The Couchlands + Snack Plains zones

Plus

$6.99/mo · $49/yr
  • Everything in Free
  • Full campaigns + weekly featured quests
  • Async guild raids (up to 12 members)
  • Loading Screen Quest library
  • Discord App + Twitch/OBS overlay
  • All Context Profiles + theme packs

Founder's Edition

$79 · once · 500 seats
  • Plus forever — no renewal
  • Founder cosmetic set + banner
  • Name a boss in The Iron Forest
  • Monthly office hours with the founder
  • First access to new theme packs
  • Founder Discord role
Build in public

Honest roadmap. Public devlog.

18-week target to public beta, 22-week realistic window. Built solo. Status updates every Friday in Discord.

NOW
Weeks 1–4
Foundation

Brand locked. Landing live. Auth, schema, scaffolding. Free starter quest playable on this page.

Weeks 5–10
Core loop + content

Move → XP → level → unlock, end to end. 30 quests, 4 campaigns, 80-exercise library, Strava sync.

Weeks 11–14
Social + integrations

Guilds, async raids, Discord App, Twitch/OBS overlay, Context Profiles, six mini-games with opt-in webcam.

Weeks 15–18
Founder's Edition → Public beta

Payments live. Founder's seats open. Public beta launches at end of week 18 (or week 22 if reality intervenes).

The invite list

Get the build, get the invite, get the founder seat.

One email a week. Mossback's devlog. No marketing tricks. Unsubscribe is one click.

A note from the desk

I built GainsNGame because I am a person who plays games at a desk for too long and then wonders why I'm tired. Most "gamified fitness" apps are designed to trick you into exercising. I wanted to make a game whose verbs happen to include real movement — and that respects the fact you might never leave your chair on a given day. That's also a kind of win, on the way to bigger ones.

If you want to come along, the email above is the way. If you want to back it, the Founder's Edition is the way. If you just want to watch from the outside, the devlog is public.

— and Mossback says hi.